just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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