Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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