a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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