There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
