so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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