did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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