found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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