Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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