If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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