I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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