PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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