I wanna passion pit in your ass
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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