Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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