Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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