32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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