i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why did my mother make you get naked?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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