just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
