If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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