using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
two words: eviction party
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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