i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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