Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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