is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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