kristin has been a bad kristin
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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