why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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