you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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