girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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