i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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