Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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