The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize