we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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