needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Randomize
