Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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