This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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