i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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