I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
a search helicopter?!
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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