forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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