It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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