do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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