We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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