I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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