real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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