he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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