He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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