Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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