im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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