is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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