when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
