How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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