Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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