no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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