Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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