im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We were destined to go to rehab together
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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