Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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