Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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