If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
