I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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