I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Your penis caused this!
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